Colour Me Orange~!: Archive

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Things I Say While Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop. 
Me: /dinosaur screams/

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How do you make holy water?

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.

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