Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.
perks of being a girl I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
gingerhaze: The sequel to SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE
Avengers Gag Reel